Thursday, November 1, 2012

i'm sure most of the bloggers fall into this category........ i guess i'm one of them......

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

rules to bear in mind when you're posting anything online either through the social networks or blogs...








Tuesday, October 2, 2012


Who says our English is teruk? Just read below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-the-point, effective etc.
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you           give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who call?



ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me.
 

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey! Put your wallet away, this drink is on me..
Malaysians: No need lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing at the door) Can ah?

WHEN ENTERTAINING

Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: No need shy shy one lah!

 
WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want lah.

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err...Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad ah?

 
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for sometime. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?


WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die lah!!


WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: What happened ah? Why like that one lah?

WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you.
Malaysians: Like that also don't know how to do!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me?
Malaysians: Celaka you!



So which would you prefer?

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.

"The happiest time of my life were spent in the arms of another man's wife !"

The audience was in silence and shock.
The speaker completed it with a triumphant smile: "My mother!"

Loud laughter and applause!

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivationalspeaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,

"The happiest time of my life were spent in the arms of another man's wife!"

The wife went "What!" with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke,

the manager finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she was !"

By the time the manager regained his consciousness,
he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water

Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste !

This is hilarious... ..even
an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from
10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.....

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away. 10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 -eleven.
Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6.
He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3
and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1 .

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

the video that has garnered over 200 million hits on youtube


video 

This is the latest craze to hit the planet.... whoever has not heard of this must have been hiding in a hole or cave......... it has spurned countless parodies and copycats........ can't blame them... the music is real catchy and addictive..... anyway, enjoy.....