A popular
motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.
"The happiest time of my life were spent in the arms of another man's wife !"
The audience was in silence and shock.
The speaker completed it with a triumphant smile: "My mother!"
Loud laughter and applause!
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivationalspeaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,
"The happiest time of my life were spent in the arms of another man's wife!"
The wife went "What!" with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke,
the manager finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she was !"
By the time the manager regained his consciousness,
he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water
Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste !
"The happiest time of my life were spent in the arms of another man's wife !"
The audience was in silence and shock.
The speaker completed it with a triumphant smile: "My mother!"
Loud laughter and applause!
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivationalspeaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,
"The happiest time of my life were spent in the arms of another man's wife!"
The wife went "What!" with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke,
the manager finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she was !"
By the time the manager regained his consciousness,
he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water
Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste !
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